Mosquito squashing and other nonsense

My roommate sleep talks.

Well, she went to sleep about an hour ago, and JUST NOW she sat up violently and handed me her phone.  And I didn't know why.  I thought maybe her boyfriend was texting her and she didn't want to deal with him, so she was just going to have me deal with him and tell him to text her in the morning.  That would not have been surprising.  But that's not what happened.  She handed me her phone, and I looked at her all confused, and she nodded, and explained that she thought I needed help with the mosquito squashing or something to that effect, and that's why she was giving me her phone.  And I replied by saying I didn't know what she's talking about.  And she pointed at the ground and said something about mirrors and mosquitos, and how my books moved.  I asked her if she was asleep, and she, still confused, said "well, I could have sworn you were holding my clothes" and went promptly back to sleep.  I put her phone next to her.

That is my paraphrase of the whole incident. It's not 100% accurate, because most of what she said was utter nonsense.  But I hope you enjoy what I did manage to catch with this blog.

Or squash.

 

2 comments (Add your own)

1. Tiffany wrote:
Freaking hilarious, Hannah!!! I love your site...and your ponderings :)

Thu, March 20, 2008 @ 10:26 AM

2. Bobby wrote:
You've just given people a small glimpse of what my wife has to put up with on occasion. She used to keep a notepad next to the bed so she could write down my ramblings.

Fri, March 21, 2008 @ 10:07 AM

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